What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

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Starving.

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Who is the most famous French ant ?

Napoleant !

What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

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What do Australian terrorists say before attacking?

Uluruakbar

What do you do if a gang of clowns attack you?

Go for the juggler.

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What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Who's there ! Claude ! Claude who ?

Claudework Orange !

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Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.