What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

A: Claude

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What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

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What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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What would the most depressing game show be?

Biggest Loser: All-Stars.

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He threw it.

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What do you even say to someone like that?

I just hissed at them.

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.