What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

A: Claude

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Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Loser Jokes More Loser Jokes

What happened to the loser of the Frisbee Championship Finals?

He threw it.

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

Hiss Jokes More Hiss Jokes

What do snakes have on their bath towels ?

Hiss and Hers !

What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.