What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

A: Claude

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Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Loser Jokes More Loser Jokes

Who the biggest Loser of them all?

Type this in on your search bar. LOSER.COM

What happened to the loser of the Frisbee Championship Finals?

He threw it.

Hiss Jokes More Hiss Jokes

What did the snake say to the cornered rat ?

Hiss is the end of the line for you !

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.