How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

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How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

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Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

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What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

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What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

A: Claude

How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

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What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ?

Bugs Bunny !

Why are fleas never happy?

They're in-fur-iated.