How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

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How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

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What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

When do vampires bite you?

On Wincedays.

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What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

Why can't DJs play pool?

A: They always scratch.

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How to fleas travel ?

Itch hiking !

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !