How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

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What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

gnocchi

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What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

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Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

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How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

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What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny!

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.