Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

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In his Master P room.

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Rebel without a menopause.

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Purrth.

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Meowcus

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Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

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I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

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Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!