Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

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What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle?

A polar bear.

Where will you find the best jokes?

Not on /r/jokes

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How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

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What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for his birthday?

He felt his presents.

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Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.