Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

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How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

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What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

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How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.