How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

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What do you call a cat on fire?

A fur-nace

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

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What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

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How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

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How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!