How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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Toucan

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How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!

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The changing rooms !

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They're not infallible

Who's there ! Bones ! Bones who ?

Bones upon a time... !

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What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.