What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

About tennish.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the Chemist give up a singing career?

He could not hit any of the ketones.

Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

Pavement Jokes More Pavement Jokes

What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even."

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

Small Jokes More Small Jokes

What do you call a 7' 2" fortune teller in his underpants?

A large medium in smalls.

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond