What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.

What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

Pavement Jokes More Pavement Jokes

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

What was John Lennons final hit?

The pavement

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.

Small Jokes More Small Jokes

What is the smallest part of a little person?

Their wee-knees!

Why did EA remove gender restrictions in The Sims 4?

They're just doing their small part, because EA loves micro trans actions.