What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

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Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

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What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

Pavement Jokes More Pavement Jokes

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.

Small Jokes More Small Jokes

Why did EA remove gender restrictions in The Sims 4?

They're just doing their small part, because EA loves micro trans actions.

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond