Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.

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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

What do you call one-tenth of a bell?

A Decibell.

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Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus

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Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me