Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

A: They're too hard to peel.

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Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?

A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

What do you call someone who hates pencils?

Erracist

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

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Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.

Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich