Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

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What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

M&M Jokes More M&M Jokes

Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's

Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

A: They're too hard to peel.