Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

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Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

What is Jesus' favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails

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What is Mary short for?

She has no legs

What about that rad drum?

Little Drummer Boy: No Mary: Get out

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Why did the computer science student drop out?

He just couldn't hack it.

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

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Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.