Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

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Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

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Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

How fast can you hack into the system!?

20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues

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Why could Joseph never get anything done?

Because he was always Stalin..

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.