Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

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Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

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Why was Mary's phone bill so high?

She was a roamin' catholic.

Where did Mary go during the bombing?

Everywhere

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How fast can you hack into the system!?

20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues

What does /r/jokes and the iPhone vs FBI case have?

Both just got hacked

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Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

Why could Joseph never get anything done?

Because he was always Stalin..