What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

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Why was no at the Premature Ejaculaters' support group when I arrived?

I came early.

What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner?

The cold shoulder!

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What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

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What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.