What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

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Why was no at the Premature Ejaculaters' support group when I arrived?

I came early.

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

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What happened to the cannibal who was late for dinner?

He got the cold shoulder.

What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the luncheon?

The cold shoulder.

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Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.

What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.

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What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

What did the patriarchy serve at their dinner party?

Traditional gender rolls.