What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

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What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

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Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

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What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

What happened when the cannibal was late to the dinner party?

He got the cold shoulder.

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What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.