What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

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What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

What do you call a Scotsman with gas after a dodgy curry?

Bravefart

Dinner Party Jokes More Dinner Party Jokes

What did the cannibal who was late to the dinner party get?

The left-ovaries.

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

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What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.