What do you call a cow that will go down in history?

Legendairy From my young daughter

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

History Jokes More History Jokes

What do you call the history of a car?

An autobiography.

Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

Legendairy Jokes More Legendairy Jokes

What do you call a cow that will go down in history?

Legendairy From my young daughter

What do you call a mythical milkshake?

Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)