Why is dog man's best friend?

They keep the mailman away from his wife

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Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?

A: A snowmobile!

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Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

Why is dog man's best friend?

They keep the mailman away from his wife

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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)