What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

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What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

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Why should you be afraid of a white guy in prison?

Because you know he's guilty

Why did the banker bee go to prison?

Embuzzlement!

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What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow