What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you call a retarded psychic who just escaped from prison?

A small medium at-large!

What do you call a group of white people?

A prison

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!