Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

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Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

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What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META ... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

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Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

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What Chinese name means 'wolf'?

Hau Ling.

What do you mean?

It's all denty"

Crimea Jokes More Crimea Jokes

Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river