What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why are you crying?

me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

What do Caitlin Jenner and the Carolina Panthers have in common?

Manning was just a bit too much for them.

Pleasure Jokes More Pleasure Jokes

How does the Karate Kid pleasure himself?

Wax off

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.