Why are you crying?

me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

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What is 18 inches long, pink, squishy, and makes women cry?

SIDS

How many Emos does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer to cry in the dark.

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What do you call 2 black people on a bunk bed?

An Oreo

Why are you crying?

me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

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Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?

Because they had a crush on each other !sna

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians