Why are you crying?

me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

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Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

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Why are you crying?

me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

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What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?

Because they had a crush on each other !sna