Oreo Jokes

What do you call 2 black people on a bunk bed?

An Oreo

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Why are you crying?

me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

What is a oreo?

2 gang members smashing a white boys face.

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

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Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's?

Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's? A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

Bunk Bed Jokes More Bunk Bed Jokes

What do you call 2 black people on a bunk bed?

An Oreo

How do you turn a bunk bed into two regular beds?

You debunk it.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

What did King Arthur have for breakfast?

Eggcalibur.

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Why don't the Germans care about the word, 'nichts'?

It means nothing to them.

What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.

White Boy Jokes More White Boy Jokes

How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school?

None.

What is a oreo?

2 gang members smashing a white boys face.

Smash Jokes More Smash Jokes

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

Cw Jokes More Cw Jokes

What a crazy weekend! Me: *takes a knee* CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me