Oreo Jokes

What do you call 2 black people on a bunk bed?

An Oreo

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Why are you crying?

me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

What is a oreo?

2 gang members smashing a white boys face.

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

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Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

What 8 letter phrase means a healthy scratch?

Tim Tebow

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What do you call 2 chainz on steroids?

2-Gainz

What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

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What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

Why do blck men cry when they make love to white women?

Mace...

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

White Boy Jokes More White Boy Jokes

What is a oreo?

2 gang members smashing a white boys face.

How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school?

None.