Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

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Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

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What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

How did the fruits get married?

They Cantaeloped!

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What's faster than a black man with your TV?

His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*

What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing

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Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

What's tennis players favourite city?

Volley wood!