What can you say about a car and not a girl/your gf?

It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her.

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What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

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What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song