What can you say about a car and not a girl/your gf?

It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her.

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Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

What kind of cars do rabbits drive?

Hop rods.

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How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

What did 0 say to 1?

You're turning me on!

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How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin