What can you say about a car and not a girl/your gf?

It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her.

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What type of car does a dinosaur drive?

a priustoric!

What do you call a car made out of Canadian money?

A CADillac.

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When is a farmer like a magician?

A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

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Why is DJ Khaled so good at music?

He loves major keys.

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!