What did 0 say to 1?

You're turning me on!

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Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

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Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

What did the frozen scientist say?

It's fine, I'm 0K"

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What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.