What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

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Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper

What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

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How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

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What is the good thing about Alzheimer's disease?

That you get to meet new people everyday!

What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

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Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.