What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

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How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

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Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

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What's the best thing about elevator jokes?

They work on so many levels.

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

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How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks?

A two-weeker