Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

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How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

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Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

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How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

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How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

What do you call part of a poem written by a Seinfeld character?

A George Costanza.

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How do you say no in German?

Square root of 81

What's the square root of optimus prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.