Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

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Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

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What do you call an angry, seafaring mathematician?

rate!!!

Why was the Mathematician frowned upon?

He was a chronic math-debater

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How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet?

F", for Fonzi. Duh.

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How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

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What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

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What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.

What do women and the square root of 2 have in common?

They're both irrational.