He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."
He can't stand the 1%
A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.
I really like your logger rhythm!
A concave man
You take the letter F out of way.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
One is still in the EU.
The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!
getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)
A: Because she didn't know which one came first!
If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.
What's the square root of sixty-nine? Eight-something!
