Why do ecologists like lepers?

Because they're biodegradable!

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How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

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When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

Why do ecologists like lepers?

Because they're biodegradable!