What do you call two lepers in a spar?

Soup

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Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!