A tip
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It cost an arm and a leg
It's straight ahead, just my finger".
A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)
He left his foot on the clutch.
Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.
Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)
They always leave a piece of themselves behind.
He forgot his head and shoulders.
A tree has limbs.
Got yer nose!
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Stew!
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
Soup
Because they're biodegradable!
Put a leper in a wind tunnel
He left his foot on the accelerator.
Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."
The brides are already dressed in white.
What son *Dad cries with joy
He was a little down.
A referee
He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton
He has no clutch.
Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals
To stop getting wet !
Because no one wanted Windows Nein!
All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled
Because AIDS gets the girl
0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.
All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.
