Leper Jokes

What did the leper give to the whore?

A tip

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How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

How does the leper give directions?

It's straight ahead, just my finger".

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

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What do you call a leper in a hot tub?

Stew!

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

What do you call two lepers in a spar?

Soup

Why do ecologists like lepers?

Because they're biodegradable!

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

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It kept crashing on the beach.

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What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

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You use tulips.

How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.

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The referee

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What do you call the corner of 69th and main?

Your moms place of employment

Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

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Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

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