What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton?

It's near-humerus.

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

Fast Way Jokes More Fast Way Jokes

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

Wind Tunnel Jokes More Wind Tunnel Jokes

What do you get if you put 20 blondes in a row standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?

A wind tunnel.