What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

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How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?

because he had no body to go with

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What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

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What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out.

What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

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What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A: A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.