Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?

because he had no body to go with

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

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How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!