How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

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How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

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What did the black cat say to the fish ?

I've got a bone to pick with you !

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

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Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!