Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did the homeless handicap child die?

Alone

What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?

They both died when they were really popular.

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Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.