Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

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Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.