Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

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What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.

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What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.