Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

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How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

he was tired of coffin.

What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.