Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures?

Cause they don't use a filter.

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When does 1+1=3?

When you don't use a condom.

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

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What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car?

Cause he's dead.

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha