Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures?

Cause they don't use a filter.

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How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

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What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

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Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

Why are black people so good at basketball?

Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot