Why are black people so good at basketball?

Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

Why is 12 the highest number rednecks can count to?

How else would they know how many cans are in a 12 pack.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why are autistic people like black people?

They all look the same.

Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water ...

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

They gave her a basketball and told her to read.

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ?

A bouncing baby boa !