What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.

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What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

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A hog hog.

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I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

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A dank statement.

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What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.

How does a burger acquire good taste?

With a little seasoning!