Why did Santa divorce Mrs Clause?

because he only came once a year

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Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

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Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

What, really?

I said. "Yes, they're coming to pick you up in an hour"