Why did Santa divorce Mrs Clause?

because he only came once a year

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What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

What's Santa's favourite metal band?

Sleigher.

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What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.