What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

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What is the definition of a will?

C'mon. It's a dead giveaway.

Why don't gypsies use condoms ?

They have crystal balls so they see it coming.

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Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

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What does a gun, a fire extinguisher, and a condom have in common?

Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it

Why is it prestigious to wear a condom?

It's a members-only jacket.

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Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

he kept coffin

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.