What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

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Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

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Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)

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Ones a cunning runt...

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They both capture that special moment

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What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.