What does a gun, a fire extinguisher, and a condom have in common?

Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it

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What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

What does a gun, a fire extinguisher, and a condom have in common?

Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it