What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why aren't you working?

Me: I didn't see you coming!

American Jokes More American Jokes

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What, over in 6 seconds?

No, with 8 black men and a gun."

Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on ?

Because they carry guns instead

Vietnam Jokes More Vietnam Jokes

How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know cause you weren't there

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.