What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

Why are Americans bad at MOBAs?

Because they cant defend towers.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

What, over in ten seconds?

Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."

Vietnam Jokes More Vietnam Jokes

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.