Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

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What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

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Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

Vietnam Jokes More Vietnam Jokes

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb?

You weren't there, man!

How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Which dances do the burgers do best?

The burger-loo and the char char!

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

Commander Jokes More Commander Jokes

What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

Who is the commander of cheese?

Sargento