Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

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Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?

because he had no body to go with

Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

Which dance will a chicken not do ?

The foxtrot !