Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

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What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

What do Anna Nicole Smith and Tom Brady have in common?

They both like saggy balls.

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What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

Why didn't the skeleton make a good lawyer?

All his work was pro bono.

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Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

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How do they dance in Arabia?

Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).

Why do mice have tiny balls?

Not very many of them know how to dance