What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

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What do you call an 800 pound gorilla?

A: Anything he wants to be called.

What makes me want to lose the will to live?

r/Jokes!

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How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.

How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

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Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

What do you call a master at guessing Anime characters?

Guesu

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How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

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What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.