What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Identify Jokes More Identify Jokes

How can you identify a French Infantryman?

Sunburned armpits.

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.