What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

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Why did the Senator get on Viagara?

He wanted to achieve erection reform.

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

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Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up

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When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

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Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

What do you call a white woman that identifies as black?

TransRachel - credit Jennie

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What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies