What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

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Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A: A dependent Claus.

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Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road?

To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.

What did the last-place olympian say after someone stole his sled?

What have I got to luge

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What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

How does Google celebrate its birthday?

With a search party.

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What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.