What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

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What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

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How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!

What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers?

A cannibull

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Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

How did the burglar get into the house?

Intruder window