What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between healthcare.gov and Derrick Rose?

Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball