What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers?

A cannibull

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Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

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How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

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Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings

What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?

Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!