How did the burglar get into the house?

Intruder window

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What do you get if you squash a house?

A flat.

What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play?

House.

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Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !