How did the burglar get into the house?

Intruder window

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What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

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What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up?

Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.