How did the burglar get into the house?

Intruder window

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How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

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Who's there ! Burglar ! Burglar who ?

Burglars don't knock !

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.