What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tavern and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and the other is a *BARROOM!*

What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What was the primary role of the aristocrats during the French revolution?

They put their head into it.

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.