What do cows do when they're introduced?

They give each other a milk shake!

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Why did the cow explode?

Because it was a mooooooslim.

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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How to cure affluenza?

Introduce him to Warhammer.

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

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What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

A milk shake!

What do cows do when they're introduced?

They give each other a milk shake!